what do you call a hooker that you pay with spaghetti?
a pastatute
how many people unfollowed you because of this
20
what do you call a hooker that you pay with spaghetti?
a pastatute
how many people unfollowed you because of this
20
i can’t wait till i’m 30 so i’ll finally look like a high school student according to movies
One of the best transitions I’ve ever seen in a movie.
I read somewhere that people were literally falling out of their seats laughing at that scene when the movie was first screened.
I always crack up when I see it :)
The Magic Begins ϟ Day 18- A ship you like, but think everyone else doesn’t (Krum + Hermione)
when i say i want to marry my favorite celebrity i don’t mean just bang i mean like
i want to be making pancakes on sunday morning and have him walk downstairs in plaid pajama pants with messy hair and have him kiss me on the nose
I’d also bang him though
can we talk about how funny this scene is
“let me just say, we accept homeowners of any race, religion, colour or… sexual orientation.”
sam’s face as he laughs at dean’s obvious discomfort
but then dean turns it completely around on him
“hm. right. I’m gonna talk to larry. okay, honey?”
just look at sam’s complete mortification at having his butt pat in public
this is comedy gold okay
Tumblr, teaching more about rape culture than they do in school
Actual Supernatural line
why do i still have to go to school i thought slavery was abolished in 1865
that’s an interesting fact, where’d you learn that?
“you’ll scare guys off with that feminist crap”
oh i’m sorry
you’re right
the kind of guy who has problems with me demanding that i be treated as his equal is totally the kind of guy i want to be in a relationship with
my mistake
slavingpeoplesacrificingthings:
“Rob’s really good with the babies. Every time they started crying, I would literally go, ‘Oh god, where’s its mom?’ I would be worried about the baby and he would literally go into the corner and just shake it to sleep.” -Kristen Stewart
they… they actually put all that fake blood on a REAL baby!?!??!
now wait, wait..it’s sad that i know this but i do. it wasn’t corn syrup and whatever or high grade chemical fake blood. that particular mix was cream cheese and rasberry jelly. so that if the baby put it’s hands in it’s mouth, it wouldn’t hurt itself.
how did such a cool guy make such a bad career choice
probably the only thing i’d reblog that has twilight involved
His face in the last shot.
These are just gorgeous.
NatGeo’s photo contests are really a treat.
So, this happened.
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT